Sean Hannity is a pompous asshole.

Excuse me for bringing sand to the beach but I just thought it needed to be reiterated in case anyone forgot what a douchebag this guy is.  Not only does he wrongfully assert that Fox News and talk radio are the only ways to stay informed, he contrasts these "crucial" media outlets with bumper stickers and commercials...as if the only alternative to his pretentious drivel and Rush Limbaugh's Oxycontin-fueled bigotry is the "Impeach Bush" and "End This War" stickers plastered to my neighbor's VW bus.  There's certainly no way that NBC, ABC, CNN, or CBS could report any facts that didn't originate from a campaign slogan...

And I'm sure with all the time Hannity spends furiously masturbating to Ann Coulter's headshot he doesn't have a moment to read those studies that show Fox's viewers are the most misinformed Americans.

Fuck you, douchenozzle.