biggest surprise ever.

well this sure comes as a complete surprise.  NOTE THE SARCASM!!11!!1one!

api's sammy korir closes the book on another chapter of lies without a single shred of evidence by claiming he's dropping the issue out of the good of his heart, instead of admitting to being more full of shit than john mccain's depends after a long day eating prunes and creamed corn.

i've already unsubscribed from the API blog, not wanting to give them any benefit of additional hits by visiting their crappy site, and with the closure of this ordeal i'll be unsubscribing from mountain sage as well, since i only used them to keep track of this nonsense.  i urge everyone who reads this (both of you) to avoid these sites as well so they are not encouraged by visitors into mistakenly thinking they are relevant and/or trusted news sources.  yes, i realize the irony in that this blog was started because of their blogs in the first place...but hypocrisy aside, i'll continue to post on the most egregious and/or heinous false news claims and faked outrage from the right, so stay tuned!

To all the haters

On this day, the 20th of January 2009, as we inaugurate our 44th President Barack Obama, I just want to take a moment to offer the following message of solidarity to those who challenged the eligibility, qualification, and integrity of our new commander in chief:

SUCK IT.

And, choke on it too.  I'm looking at you Gateway Pundit, API's Sammy Korir, the extreme right-wing whack jobs in the blogosphere, conservative talk radio and Fixed News...all of you who have fought tooth and nail to keep this man out of office with no good reason other than selfish ignorance and fear.  Go fuck yourselves each and every one of you and I hope you're miserable for the next 4-8 years.

Everyone else, enjoy!  And get back to work because we've got a long way to go before we can relax and enjoy peace and prosperity again.

A little background

The kind folks over at MountainSage blog have done quite a bit of background research on Sammy Korir of API, so instead of rehashing it all out I just wanted to link for reference:

http://mountainsageblog.com/2008/12/23/sammys-good-life-in-norway-part-1-by-grace/

Things have been pretty quiet over at API and I'm not expecting more than a couple more long-winded posts about how much they respect all their enemies and more unsubstantiated stories about clandestine operations and meetings with unnamed officials that ultimately result in...nothing.  

Breaking News: AOL Users will believe anything

Okay maybe I'm picking low hanging fruit lately...but I'm still amused by this.  I'm still amused by flatulence and potty humor in general though so put that in perspective...

Anyway, as the headline from World Net Daily reports (and by the source you should already know this is meaningless propaganda), the Obama citizenship issue has merit according to an AOL poll.  

Stop there, take a second to soak it in....

Yeah, they are quoting the results of a survey of the most technologically inept people in America as breaking news.  Those people were asked whether they believe in a conspiracy theory with nothing but hearsay and fear to back it up.  And SURPRISE!!!!!  Half of them believe it!

Who would have ever thought AOL users, the shrinking population of tailored-internet experience customers, without broadband internet or the smarts to use it, who haven't figured out how to get a free email address from a million other providers, would be the type of people to believe conspiracy theories over available evidence?

Could anyone have imagined that Grandma Betty Sue (a.k.a. NanaPuddin1914@aol), who invested all of her Social Security checks in Beanie Babies and Nigerian Prince Scams, would be likely to put her faith in whacked out 911 Truthers and radical evangelical Bible thumpers who apparently are all experts in Photoshop and Constitutional Law?

Thanks WND for this hard-hitting journalism.

OH NOES!!11!!1 A picture that proves he tells the truth!

Get out the paper towels and prepare to wipe the flying spittle off your monitor wingnuts because this is gonna BLOW! YOUR! MIND!  Gateway Pundit (with a little help from a completely unknown non-mainstream media outlet called TIME) uncovers this tremendously damaging story which TIME (oh wait, that's right, they are mainstream, so forget about them revealing truth by posting this picture, instead it is evidence they were HIDING it, yeah that's the ticket) of Barack Obama ILLEGALLY SMOKING POT and/or TOKING A REEFER!!!!!111!!one!!  (while as a teenager, in his college years, to which he has openly admitted already in his book but because he is such a liar nobody would ever believe it and now that these pictures are out it's going to change everything for the illiterate jizz-moppers who didn't bother to read this readily available information previously)

Whew.  That was some serious outrage there, I hope everyone is ok.  Now back to your regularly scheduled infomercials and tele-evangelists, thanks for checking in.