OH NOES!!11!!1 A picture that proves he tells the truth!

Get out the paper towels and prepare to wipe the flying spittle off your monitor wingnuts because this is gonna BLOW! YOUR! MIND!  Gateway Pundit (with a little help from a completely unknown non-mainstream media outlet called TIME) uncovers this tremendously damaging story which TIME (oh wait, that's right, they are mainstream, so forget about them revealing truth by posting this picture, instead it is evidence they were HIDING it, yeah that's the ticket) of Barack Obama ILLEGALLY SMOKING POT and/or TOKING A REEFER!!!!!111!!one!!  (while as a teenager, in his college years, to which he has openly admitted already in his book but because he is such a liar nobody would ever believe it and now that these pictures are out it's going to change everything for the illiterate jizz-moppers who didn't bother to read this readily available information previously)

Whew.  That was some serious outrage there, I hope everyone is ok.  Now back to your regularly scheduled infomercials and tele-evangelists, thanks for checking in.